Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.
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Andy Heaton
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
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John Updike
He is an old bore even the grave yawns for him.
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Herbert Beerbohm Tree
How is it that we remember the least triviality that happens to us and yet not remember how often we have recounted it to the same person?
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La Rochefoucauld
More Quotes By Ambrose Bierce
Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
